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Daddy Demotivational Poster


A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




I LOVE WHORES DADDY - ME TOO SON ME TOO


TAGS: i love daddy whores
Rating: 3.22/5

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Weapon X - August 7, 2009, 11:02 pm
just look under my profile...not saying this one's bad, I'd probably have a better appreciation for it if I hadn't already made one
TheTrashHeap - August 3, 2009, 9:18 pm
link it to prove it then X
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 9:17 pm
Eh...I like mine better still...
Christopher - March 11, 2009, 7:16 am
Epic.


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

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Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor piercing or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm
I dont get it...


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




VIGILANCE -




THE BIG DADDY - Making pedophiles shit themselves since 1959




MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


SKILLS - Yours might not get you into college, but they sure will get you through it.


TAGS: look daddy igot my degree
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 12:17 pm
family can vote ? :)


DEVELOPMENT -




DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!




WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


BIG DADDY - he may not have a fancy car, plane, or even a secret cave, but he can still KICK YOUR ASS!!


TAGS: big daddy kick ass
Rating: 2/5

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Koradan - December 23, 2009, 11:19 am
Actually, that's Nicolas Cage. There's a movie coming out called "Kick-Ass". Big Daddy is the villian.....Oh wait..... "Big Daddy". I get it..... Adam Sandler movie. Nevermind.
LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:14 am
So thats....Adam Sandler?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:55 pm
Very much like Batman


DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.22/5

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Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm
You were very photo-gene-ic


DADDY -




WHO THE DADDY? - Yoda the daddy


TAGS: who yoda daddy
Rating: 3.14/5

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hmmm - October 2, 2009, 5:06 pm
FIRST
zarg - October 2, 2009, 2:56 pm
Obamas Other uncle
Daz - October 2, 2009, 6:03 am
Nice one, but I'd have picked Gollum as the father here...


OTHER PEOPLES MONEY -




FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...




JUST WANT HIM BACK -


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the [email protected] Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Damn.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


THE NEXT MORNING - I always insist on making her breakfast


TAGS: notyourbabydaddy
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:56 pm

put in the eggs to keep the egg unfertalized, hmmmmm.
Reality Lord - April 14, 2011, 5:12 pm

that5 great.
tellitlikeitis - April 14, 2011, 2:24 pm
Most excellent. 5 l's.


YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?


TAGS: daddy arnold shit
Rating: 2.36/5

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Agamemnon218 - April 4, 2009, 4:34 pm
"I'm a cop you idiot!"


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


ADMIRATION AND AMBITION - When we grow up we want to be just like Daddy !!!


TAGS: tattooed babies just like daddy
Rating: 3.69/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 7:40 pm
yeah, it gets toward black humor when you realize all the tattoos are brands "just like daddy, wow" - some say : what planet will will leave to our children - others say : "what children will we leave to our planet" ; )
rerun - May 17, 2011, 7:35 pm

The kid on the left (when looking at the pic) is sporting a Southwest Airlines logo, love it.


tucked in -


TAGS: bed daddy
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 17, 2013, 3:12 pm
GEE ZUES KEY RICED!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm

That is creepy as F.
Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:01 pm
Mother*&^%#...
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 4:58 am
whoa - great bedtime story for the grand kid5
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:34 am
That just made the little hairs on my neck stand up! Very nice Sho, 5 spooky lions


LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

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Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm
Nice. 5L


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




FUN WITH PARANOIA -


TAGS: calendar fun daddy issues weird
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 5:10 am
Love the 'so vain' line! 5L


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am
Very demotivational. 5L


NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.


TAGS: september challenge weddings so daddy gets these huh
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Now, thats Priceless.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Now this is the deeeep South. Right, Mullet Jr?
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:50 pm
Rare for a step-mom!


THE TESTS ARE BACK.... -


TAGS: ld logicdude tiger salma baby daddy maury
Rating: 4.43/5

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shmoe13 - November 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
cant wait to go on the hunt for her
CANADA - April 1, 2010, 1:28 am
Uh oh! now LD is gona be just another father that hates me


COMMON SENSE -


TAGS: tribute baby daddy start em young
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:28 pm
she wasn't very happy with me, but that's not her
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:27 pm
LMAO @ aggy
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
aww, now our newest is CCCP
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:41 pm
It may just be Canada's woman.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:39 pm
Well, I have one hand on my Guinness, and the other one hovering over the "ban user" link for that username. Let's dance!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:38 pm
LMAO! I never knew!
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 5:37 pm
Total posts 77964 | Total topics 1122 | Total members 7999 | Our newest member canadaisgay
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:35 pm
Guilty as charged! I'm a photo thief... no better than retrochop!
rerun - April 4, 2010, 5:09 pm

and I need to call you out on my Texas Staduim pic as well. The poster fodder thread is for MY personal use only.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 5:01 pm
LMAO! It's a regular chocowaffle steal-fest!
rerun - April 4, 2010, 4:59 pm

Yeah, you stole the picture I stole
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:13 pm
See? That's why I like you so much, TTH... you're not an indian-giver.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:11 pm
Then she would also find the condom I left out back
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:07 pm
If she'd just cough really hard....
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 3:04 pm
She`s not sniffing... She`s trying to figure out where that pesky tampon went!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:04 pm
LOL Grey... I bet she kicks ass at tether ball!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:02 pm
you always duck when walking under the helicopter
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:00 pm
Ok, then... answer this; the girl in the black dress, is she gonna pull that kid away, or just keep sniffing herself?
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:00 pm
I thought it was the poste for bring your kids to work day
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:59 pm
Yeah! I took that at the last family reunion! WTF Aggy!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:55 pm
I got this one from the fodder thread, too... anyone want to lay claim to it?
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:50 pm
5L's for "lapdance"


PARENTHOOD -


TAGS: just like daddy cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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jameswnash - October 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
DAAAAD it's puff puff pass!


MAGIC - peek a boo Just as amazing as actually disapearing




MMMMM... SIZE MATTERS NOT... - Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.


TAGS: yoda pimp daddy
Rating: 3.88/5

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EPIC FAITH -


TAGS: ronsart tribute daddys home ychos gets props
Rating: 3.83/5

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phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:17 pm
Time for the ban hammer.....why do we suffer such fools as bombers?!?!
ronsart - February 22, 2010, 10:11 pm
*heart skips a beat* (not good for this ole man...lol) WOW! A humble thanks...just amesome! Sorry my enemies (more than anyone here) will keep voting this down, but still a great example of your talent and continue surprises of genius. A classic forever!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:46 pm
Damn you AGGY!! I'll do your tribute next!! You 1L bombing rat bastard!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:45 pm

OK, I pick you. No what?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:42 pm
Is it me? I hope it's me.... OOOOOOH! Pick me!!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:38 pm

we have a new 1L bomber
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:37 pm
who did you piss off? why is this rated so low?


THAT'S IT JOE -


TAGS: that s the spot big daddy
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:11 pm
Lol =D
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:28 pm
Glad I could make you laugh PM
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:32 pm
LOL 5L! He is a humping her hard!


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




SOCIALIZED MED CARE -


TAGS: daddy can we just like you know
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:49 pm
Personally, I think the answer to all this silliness is to shoot (read take away their license to practice) a few attorneys and make doctors immune to frivolous law suits
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:45 pm
Not really...just for my own entertainment value (the clown car was for your entertainment)
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
Admit it, BoneCD, you did this one to gross out as many people in rabbit suits as possible.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 9:56 am
Thanks FTACHASER357
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 4:08 pm
I do not care what you say, this FUNNY! And right on the money.


WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm

they need Guiness for that


Delete -


TAGS: daddy porn
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Limeman

WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 6:57 am
THAT LITTLE SHIT!!!


STRAY THOUGHTS -


TAGS: are you my daddy only you can change the world
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 8, 2012, 1:01 pm
I still ask, but I get no answer...maybe this is the answer... wb V


WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Trot on over here little Filly.


TAGS: who daddy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
I ain't skeert!
ughomer - March 21, 2013, 9:17 am
You took that in a different direction.


DARTH DADDY -




BEHOLD -


TAGS: take it to the bank daddy south jersey shore rock dec 5
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:42 pm
Now come here Randal, and pay your half of the utilities!!
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:52 am
LOL!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
He says its a big hit for all the people from Manitoba. Everyone seems to want have some time alone with it.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:56 pm
Besides Canada?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
Ah, good than. I don't really know anyone who wants a dog that only knows ball, and good..... and rape.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
the poster is really good, but the puppy comment....epic
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm
You are correct, sir!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm
Quite the contrary, Random, the episode starts with Meatwad telling Frylock that he wants a dog. Or so I thought...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
And thanks, stavro!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
a-thankyou!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:45 pm
aggy.....FTW!!!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
A dog? Make it a puppy.... not one that's in the twlight of it's life.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm
Produce, if you actually don't know what Hand Banana is, then you just put the icing on the cake for lols.
thatonechick - December 8, 2009, 10:41 pm
It took me several episodes to like it... Now Master Shake is my idol!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
Random... I want a dog.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm
It was in to the 3rd season before a friend finally broke me down enough to get me to watch it. Loved it, been a fan ever since.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
How appropriate!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm
Don't make me sic Hand Banana on you Produce.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:34 pm
The frightening thing is that I don't smoke, and enjoy it as much as those I know who do. How's that for a dangerous mind?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:33 pm
Back to this, because simply looking at twilight, even if it is my own poster, pisses me off.
stavro1 - December 8, 2009, 10:15 pm
One word: EPIC!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:12 pm
My banana!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:11 pm
Tonight........ you.....
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
Why is the bunny looking at me like that?
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:05 pm
No sir Mr. Walken! Anything you say Mr. Walken!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
Never seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force TTH?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:02 pm
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold! [unveils gigantic robotic bunny]
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:00 pm
What the flying fuckety fuck are you two talking about?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Sweet!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
First two minutes
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:50 pm
Did you just ruin the ending?!?!?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:49 pm
I mean, you have a time traveling Abe Lincoln, Mastodon the band singing a convenience store song, and a watermelon named Walter Melon.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:39 pm
A must-see then. Thanks!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:33 pm
Its just as random and awesome as the series. Plus it features Neil Peart, and the opening song includes the line "I will bite your torso and give you a disease". Can't go wrong with a classic.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
I was afraid it'd spoil the series for me.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Believe it or not, I still haven't watched it.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:22 pm
Still love the movie.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:18 pm
YES!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:16 pm
Still probably better than here.
rerun - December 8, 2009, 9:14 pm

Isn't it snowing today in parts of Arizona?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:10 pm
Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!


MOM! - Rule 31. I'm not gonna tell you again.




tag -


TAGS: daddy daughter mother tag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - February 11, 2015, 3:30 pm
As usual, one can take a Sho poster several different ways. what creative delight
Silverheart - February 11, 2015, 2:31 pm

I can think of a few crayon-eaters I'd like to play tag with...


sky -




SPLENDA DADDY -


TAGS: sugar daddy splenda money funds
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:49 am
Words, UP yours


itmahanh -




Granddaddy Issues -




Luke -


TAGS: luke daddy star wars bdsm
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 pm
AFTER you get the cookies for joining the dark side.


Step Ladder -


TAGS: step ladder parent father daddy
Rating: 4.89/5

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concern3 - October 19, 2015, 4:01 am
Words will always get you a 5er with me
mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:44 pm
OH GAWD!!! Choked on my coffee!!!! That's HORRIBLE!! HAHAHAHAHA! LUUUUV IT! 5 laughing choking sputtering lions!!!!!!!!


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